htfs syndrome

Horny Twenty Four Seven Syndrome

I was recently diagnosed with HTFS Syndrome.

Whats that?

I'm Horny 24/7

by nutellaonyoface November 29, 2019

Frontman Syndrome

Someone who wishes they were the lead singer of a band. Thus causing them to over compensate by singing loudly in the car, hogging the microphone, or bringing their own song selections to karaoke night.

They also feel like they have the necessary ability and talent. However, they have no training and can play no instruments, but feel like being a frontman would be easy to do.

Dave was forever going to karaoke night at the bar to soothe his Frontman Syndrome.

by Mick7even March 15, 2020

zornitsa syndrome

seeing the red flags and mistreating but still ignoring it all in the hopes that maybe if you close your eyes and imagine it doesn’t exist, it all magically disappears :)

zori, obicham te ama si mnogo tupa. imash zornitsa syndrome

by Ndpzv June 17, 2020

Aspberger's Syndrome

A mental condition that causes the afflicted to be exhibit VARYING degrees of socially awkward characteristics and extremely specific obsessions, being more common in men, but not unheard of in women.

Socially awkward characteristics include unusual vocal characteristics (voice is expressionless monotone or overly expressive radio personality voice), inconsistent or nonexistent grooming or hygiene, lack of facial expression, and the inability to carry on a normal conversation (extremely long winded or maddeningly terse).

Extremely specific obsessions could range from sports (i.e. knowing everything about a team) to celebrities to science fiction. Science fiction or fantasy being the most common, sufferers generally also possessing an active fantasy life.

His eccentric appearance and clothing, along with his long-winded story about the problems he was having with his girlfriend indicated to me that he might have a mild case of Aspberger's Syndrome.

She realized that she had lost count of how many times she had read Lord of the Rings and wondered if she had Aspberger's.

by mostlyharmless0042 April 13, 2009

Madonna syndrome

A condition named after an American female pop icon who suddenly developed a British accent after living in England for a few months. Symptoms lessen over time but may persist for years. In addition to the fake accent, symptoms may include referring to "soccer" as " "football"; failing to tip in restaurants and saying "cheers" instead of "thanks" long after the accent has disappeared.

"I was watching Johnny Depp on Letterman the other night and I could have swore he was speaking with a British accent, is he from England?"

"No, he's American, he's from Kentucky."

"Ahh, he must have Madonna syndrome."

by jpc1 August 6, 2009

china syndrome

Originally the belief that a meltdown of a nuclear facility would result in such extreme temperatures that the reactor core would melt clean through the earth, coming out on the other side i.e. China. Can also be used to describe any catastrophe.

Wow that film last night was a bad case of china syndrome

Homer: But Mr. Burns gave me my job, and he hasn't fired me even after three meltdowns and one China Syndrome! I can't betray him!

by JKrahe August 7, 2007

Stockholm Syndrome

Stockholm Sydrome is best song ever. Many songs are named Stockholm Syndrome but this one is by Muse, the best band in the world. This song was given #1 on a list of the best guitar rifts ever, so yes it is awesome. If you havent heard it or Muse, for that matter, listen to it right now (do you know how to use a P2P file sharing system?).

Person 1: Have you heard Stockholm Syndrome by Muse off of their album Absolution?

Person 2: Yeah!! Whenever I hear Matt sing "I wish I could," I feel like I'm in heaven

by dwit August 3, 2006