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Christian

Christian is a very cute name. All the guys named Christian are very cute and also write beautiful.
Where are you going Christian.
by Fireluciaro December 11, 2016
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Catholic Christianity

Use to describe only the best types of Catholics
The almighty Catholic Christianity is better then all you guys combined
by The Almighty Catholic October 18, 2021
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Christian binder

Some guy who's really cool but has a total fucking hubcap
Yo, that guy Christian binder, he's got a total fucking hubcap
by Totalfaggot69420 July 13, 2016
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Christian

A guy that LOVES to fuck teddy bears
Holy shit it’s christian! Wait is he fucking a teddy bear rn?!?”

“Ew gross.”
by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022
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Christian Siren

A female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. Wears a purity ring , but claims she's sexually frustrated . Lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow Bible Thumpers . Will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to Christianity. She will do things like make out and maybe an OTPHJ .
Stan: "Bro did you see that new chick Janet, she's fucking hot as shit, I'm gonna try to get at that !"

Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"

Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"
by Dr.Vadgers September 20, 2015
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Christian

A hateful asshole who think they're superior to literally anyone else on this entire planet because of their mental illness, aka their religion. They can also get offended by literally anything, such as a little boy playing with a doll or a little girl playing soccer
Example 1:

Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**

Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!

Example 2:

LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!

Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?

Example 3:

Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah

Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments

Example 4:

Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!

Mom: sure sweetie!

Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?

Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll

Example 5:

Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?

Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?

Young girl:

Example 6 (final example):

Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?

Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!

Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!

Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!
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Heartland Christian School

Heartland Christian School is a very gay school with gay children
“Have you guys seen the kids at Heartland Christian School?Those kids are very gay”
by zeethegod December 18, 2021
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