KP’s nuts

Kp’s nuts (the brand) have the most juicy succulent large smelly orgasmic nuts. Use to describe a persons nuts.

Person 1:
I was sucking someone nuts yesterday at the nursery

Person 2:

Did they have Kp’s nuts???

Person 1:

Unfortunately not 😢. I mean i did link them while they were in a cot. And they were like 2… so ig not

Person 2:

Truly unfortunate

by Jejij March 19, 2022

Spacial Nut

When you NUT so hard, the semen doesn't appear until 5 minutes after. You will nut, but the semen will be trapped between time and space for 5 minutes, before reappearing in the position where you busted you nut.

Jesus: Oh shit, I accidentally Spacial Nutted again. I'd better leave before my semen appears.

*5 minutes later*

José: Oh my god jesus what the fuck is this where did it come from?!

by Spoom1901 August 19, 2019

Beak Nut

A beak nut is someone who is addicted to cocaine. Therefore a Coke head aka beak nut

Mate, you're a massive beak nut

by Dis one is de worst August 14, 2018

Velcro nuts

When a man's nuts become stuck to his gooch or leg, resulting in a stickyness in which they must be ripped off in a similar fashion to Velcro.

"Dude I have some serious Velcro nuts right now"

by synti December 10, 2014

NUT SPRAYER

Sprays semen on fortnite

Bro stop being a Nut sprayer your so trash

by NutSprayer February 20, 2019

auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes

I like to auto nut on a daily basis

by YoNun July 21, 2017

PostIt nuts

when you have so many PostIt notes that it drives you nuts.

My desktop is so full of PostIt notes that I am going postit nuts.

by Opishka November 24, 2009