july 2nd

national goon on facetime day

me: hop on call and flick that bean for me
emily: what????
me: its july 2nd remember
emily: *starts going nuts on her vaginer*
me: *starts going nuts on my peener*

by ploorpypoo June 23, 2025

july 27th

the day epic cosplayers were born

your birthday is july 27th? well then you are an epic cosplayer!

by Amaria2077 August 10, 2020

July 10

National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day! 🥵

Aww thanks for the kiss by why.
It’s July 10th National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day!
Ohhh

by Justinisgoofy April 11, 2023

July 17

National send your gf a shirtless pic

Kyle:what day is it
John: July 17
Kyle:I need to send a shirtless pic to my girlfriend

by Bryce Clark Jones July 17, 2025

July 12th

The birthday of a sexy Girl joking
YOUR FUCKING UGLY

And fatherless

Today is international you’re ugly and fatherless day another year celebrating your age and still being fatherless woohoo it’s the july 12th

by Dizzy_Jxss September 25, 2022

July 7 2007

If you born on this day Three sevens you are the king of the seven and are extremely Lucky

Person: that person was born on July 7 2007
Another Person: Damn he is the king of the seven

by Fact Or Damn Cap June 6, 2022

July

July. in my eyes the definition of perfection, love, warm heartedness, and everything amazing.

Who’s that?
That’s July<3

by anonymous September 12, 2022