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facebook deuce

The act of surfing facebook while going number 2.
bro, give me my laptop I gotta take a facebook deuce
by bwizzy November 16, 2009
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facebook cheater

Facebook Cheater is some one who is in a relationship but friend requests someone then continually likes or comments on all their posts with the sole intention of hooking up. Devoting a good portion of their time chatting, messaging, commenting, tagging and Facebook Stalking another girl/boy in a flirtatious manner. Generally followed up by a text message or phone call with a "proposition."

Often the Facebook Cheater is undetectable by the person being cheated on because most often, the harlet is not friends with the cheatee. The Facebook affair is usually blatantly obvious to mutual friends and those who have been stalked by this individual and are no longer "on his/her radar". The cheating can go on undetected for months before a friend of the cheatee notices what's going on and tells her.
He is such a Facebook Cheater. He has hooked up with so many women through Facebook and his wife has no clue!
by Rescuechic August 29, 2014
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new facebook

A: DId u see teh new facebook?
B: YEa...its total shit
by Mark Zuckerberg January 23, 2009
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Facebook Whore

A person who (1) leaves facebook's home page on the computer 24/7. or (2) Checks facebook everytime the individual has a chance. This person most likely has facebook mobile, updates pictures, posts wall messages like crazy and is constantly in the know to what friends are doing. In short terms lives life through facebook.
You are such a facebook whore, you update your status constantly.
by J E Castaneda December 25, 2008
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Facebook Poking

A way to say hi to your Facebook friends. When you poke someone they get a notification that says "**** poked you!"
-Brandon keeps Facebook poking me. What does that mean?
-He's just saying hi.
by huliamayonnaise December 16, 2014
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Facebook poke

When you click the poke button on facebook and poke a friend usually a female friend, Most of the time the guy would be thinking "yeah she wants me" but the girl plays the guy at the game and draws him to her to fcuk him over in the end and make him look a jerk
Guy 1:"Lisa keeps poking me on facebook"
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"

Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?

Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you

Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
by Harry69 March 8, 2011
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facebook vomiting

Facebook vomiting refers to the act of regurgitating comments, status updates, messages, posts, notes and other items on facebook. This is most likely to occur in a drunken state or the hangover aftermath. It is often characterized by misspelled words and comments that leave the recipient in a state of confusion.
Erica must be drunk. She has been facebook vomiting all night.
by god the sun. July 30, 2009
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