burger

Is a baby

I gave birth to a burger John!

by your mommy lol January 10, 2021

floor burger

a burger that’s on the floor.

person one: hey want a floor burger?

person two: the fuck is a floor burger

person one: a burger that’s on the floor you dimwit

by magnusslashfuneral May 27, 2022

burger

a type of sandwich

"this hamburger is a really good sandwich"

by hammybigbur July 11, 2022

glitter burger

When a stripper puts her crotch on your face

Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?

Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.

by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022

Burger Balls

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male balls look like they’ve been hit deep over 6 times with a meat tenderizer. Usually, but sometimes related to burger dick. Mostly related to men who buy really small Jean shorts and don’t wear undies for a layer of protection between the denim and scrote.

Cara had to lay off the jorts because the burger balls were starting to be bothersome.

by Deepration July 29, 2021

Jalama Burger

A fat girl’s sandy vagina with extra cheese on it. A naturally occurring phenomenon, usually experienced when a fat girl gets loaded up on Alfie's Fish n Chips and then let’s some local sailor plow into her missionary 5th-base style on the beach with no towel down, kicking up copious amounts of sand into her fur-burger.

Me: You got any plans for the weekend?

Scott: Oh, just eatin’ the ole Jalama Burger

by Gaysofthunder69 January 3, 2020

Nothing-Burger

A word used solely to help Americans grasp the concept of nothing

A Nothing-Burger would just be two hamburger buns, because there’s nothing in the burger

by TheBingusMan May 19, 2023