Brown Lung

A lethal disease that develops from eating too much ass. The inside of the lungs becomes coated in a brown, shit like substance. There is no known cure.

Poor Andre. After years of eating his wife's ass, the brown lung finally caught up to him. His funeral is Saturday.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

Brown Robin

A sexual favor commonly performed by a man on a woman where the man uses his nose to repeatedly jab the woman's fartbox or anus. Only the nose may be used for a properly executed Brown Robin

Justin : '' So im down on one knee about to propose...and she's not havin it...
Matt: '' uh oh, what' d you do then?

Justin: '' well, I spun her around and gave her the old Brown Robin!!!
Or
Nick: '' Last night the wife let me bust a nut all over her time wasting face...''
Ryan: No Shit! How'd you get her to do that?
Nick: '' welp, I warmed her up real good with the old Brown Robin!!!

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by Poogie guy November 8, 2012

Whizzer Brown

One of the fictional characters from Falsettos. He died. Part of the ship Whizvin/Whizzvin

one gay broadway fan: yo I love falsettos and Whizzer Brown
another gay broadway fan: damn are you okay? he’s dead

by sh_tl_rd April 28, 2022

Brown sheeted

For when you shit the bed and somebody caught you "brown sheeted". Similar to being caught red handed but when you're guilty of shitting the bed.

I caught that nigga brown sheeted.

by Wangjawn December 2, 2018

brown ray

diarrhea, explosive diarrhea

I can't eat that type of food. It gives me the Brown Ray.

Last night, the Brown Ray visited.

by lrc17 April 11, 2014

Chris brown

The original fuckboy

That dude Chris brown’d all of the bitches he had lined up

by Sapiosexual101 May 28, 2019

Brown Felt

When you’re hitting it from behind, and you shove a felt-tipped sharpie up her ass

She was handcuffed to the bed, and while I was hitting it from behind I gave her the ole brown felt

by BrownFelt April 23, 2018