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my shayla

your pookie. your bestie. your will to live! they make you go awwwww just by looking at them, they’re the cutest little thing❤️ can be used as a greeting, a noun, etc
“Awww MY SHAYLA!!!”
You’re my shayla.”
“My shayla is the cutest person i’ve ever seen.”
by zcsaa23 February 7, 2025
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cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.
Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
by tinypelican January 13, 2025
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my lighthouse

my lighthouse is a term for paraplegic-spider man. This is the form that Noah turns into when indie or Erin says ''my lighthouse''. Erin will laugh and maybe wheeze, then Indie will wheeze and die. Luke will then go into a dissected form and say 'ah ah ah' then Indie and Erin will copy and then burst out laughing.
Erin or Indie yells 'MY LIGHTHOUSE' then noah goes into a deformed spider-man position.
'MY LIGHTHOUSE' *noah goes into a paraplegic spider-man
by thugdoroki November 30, 2020
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I grab my shovel

A line from static x’s song I’m with stupid. A possible sample from a film but is unknown
“I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” Taking on a gang slang that’s on a gang bang here right on me gotta pick on someone else! I know that’s here so I know that I wade through sh*t! He’s a loser he’s a loser she said!
by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
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As per my previous email

This phrase is usually used in the context of business related things, where some manager or employee above you demands for information or input when clearly you've given them it in your last email. Obviously that person has not read your emails nor did they bother to read them. They probably only sent the email because it was their job to do so.
Me: *Gives them the required documents via email*
Them: "Hello. Please submit all documents today. Thank You.*
Me: AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL........
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fuck my cunt

Fuck my cunt simply said..
Fuckstrated ..
Damnit Rob why don't u just fuck my cunt ?
by Sadistiklydopee October 21, 2023
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My

A cute sexy fine lightskin beautiful lady with sexy ass eyes
Guy 1: Omg who is that cute girl over there

Guy 2: oh that’s Mya she’s so fine and cute i love her i wish i was with her bro omg
by Da real deal October 17, 2021
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