My cheeks are full of lactic acid

The act of laughing so hard that your cheek muscles' anaerobic respiration goes into overdrive and overflows with lactic acid as a result.

hahaha, alan you're so funny my cheeks are full of lactic acid.

by a little laughter April 6, 2021

My Ass Is On Fire

Impotence
Boomerang
I'll stab you (I'll stab you, stab you)
Clumps of hair in the sink
Who's hiding things from me?

You knew all along, god damn it
But you wouldn't tell me
Well, look at you now

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Carve a smile on your face
Everything's great, suffocate

Fuck, what you looking at fuck?
What you looking at fuck?
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
It's beyond my control, it's beyond my control
It's beyond, oh, I'm coming

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Boo
Boo

Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring

Excuse me, I am lost, please help me
对不起，我迷路了，请帮忙

Will there be anything else, Mister Bungle?
No, that's fine Carl, thank you
So you see Mister Bungle, Dylan's fucking up your whole campaign
He's totally incompetent, Sleeper-X commercials
Will be laughed off of television if you approve his campaign

Well, that's very interesting
I never thought too much of Dylan, now that you mention it
And I'm starting my own agency Mister Bungle
I could do a hundred percent better job than that turkey
I'll bet you could, what you say is very interesting
In fact, you're very interesting

Oh, Mister Bungle, I didn't know you were interested
And you will give me your account for my new agency?
Later honey, we'll talk business later
Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body, ah

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023

My future is so bleak

I need night vision goggles. *cry*

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

Kiss my foot

A more polite version of "kiss my ass."

Friend: "He said you were too mean to him."

Me: "Well, he can respectfully kiss my foot. I said what I said."

by Willbbackup July 4, 2025

grease my bog

Something said to disparage

I’d rather grease my bog than date ...”...”

by Nick smith post January 22, 2021

spit on my bumper

A gay set reference

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!

by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022

My brother in christ

Meaning bro, homie, or some sort of word relating to friend.

Friend 1: "K bro hear me out, *says the most criminal thing you've ever heard*"
Friend 2: "My brother in christ, wtf?"

by berriboy January 31, 2024