Refers to a person who engages in genital mutilation by sticking a firecracker in ones urethra. The firecracker is then lit and once it explodes it mutilates the flesh on the head of the penis causing it to look like a Demogorgon from stranger things.
Freind 1: Yo did you see that new vid on LiveLeak?
Freind 2: Yeah man, I cant believe he put a firecracker in his dick, he got a Demogorgon Dick now.
Freind 2: Yeah man, I cant believe he put a firecracker in his dick, he got a Demogorgon Dick now.
by Beaner_Squad March 13, 2023
Get the Demogorgon Dick mug.When your dick gets tactical nearby pussies, A very common thing, Similar to other dick tactics but silent
Bob: Sam, I went commando dick on this lady
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from
by Sanitito January 1, 2017
Get the Commando Dick mug.When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.
Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.
by Leigh Cain May 3, 2018
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I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.
by Soups October 6, 2016
Get the dick smudge mug.Umm... Hello? Are we forgetting something? If we recorded everyone who knows me (in secret) how many times would this get brought up? You think a lot or no? It would be perfectly acceptable to you. You wouldn't bat an eye. You'd probably laugh.
Hym "It's always funny to me how one sided the conversation is around this. I (in the last two weeks) have watched it go from 'Having a small dick is not good' to 'having a small dick is not good but it's ok' to 'having a small dick is good but could be better' replace that with anything else and it's unacceptable. But I'm repeating myself. You are all completely incapable of adhering to your own ethical standards. It's absurd. You just tweak your little ideals every time you get caught being piece of shit until you don't have to be a piece of shit anymore. 'See? I'm not the bad one!' because that's all it ever is! Not being the 'bad one' or 'see how I'm the good one?'. Say what you want about me, I'm (at the very least) consistent. And it's worse than being called a racist because you can always say 'I'm clearly not a racist!' but that doesn't work for 'small dick' does it? If you don't have one everyone is too busy riding you to insult your biology... HA! She used 'DREGS'! That's my thing! Hilarious! But I digress... I want to see you keep that same energy the next time you here someone use small dick as an insult."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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