get off my yard

When in traffic, getting behind someone who isn't going when the light turns green; Get going; you're in my way; you're going too slow.

Let's go Beamer! Get off my yard!

by Jeepsforever August 10, 2017

rev my taint

When someone says rev my taint what they mean by that is they would you to use a vibrator on ones taint

Bobby: “ hey Dave wanna rev my taint”
Dave: “ no Bobby my vibrator needs batteries

by Da real taint rev May 31, 2020

On my mama

Let's be real, if you hear someone say this, they absolutely do not mean that shit. But this term is used by a person swearing upon their mother that something did or did not happen/ they did or did not do something.

Marques: "I didn't eat them chips on my mama!"
Elijah: "nigga you know you lying."

by Krapochico April 23, 2024

lick my slice

Used in the same context as “suck my dick” by men.
Used often by myself (HAH to DV/JB)

“Bitch, why don’t you just lick my slice”

by Momof9cats January 25, 2023

National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.

“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

by SchleppBot April 28, 2020

My Carly

DUMB ASS BITCH! most annoying person on the planet. She is smart and has a loud voice. But is very SCARY AND HAS A BIG BUTT. And if you meet her all she will talk about is this stupid three humped camel. Also obsessed with a guy name jack. She also looks like a mushroom sometimes.

My Carly can twerk like Daniel Cohn WHAT A GIRL

by Dancers November 20, 2019

Grates my guts

Something that just pisses you off so much

Alvin and the chipmunks really grates my guts

by Gutgrater December 31, 2021