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National Ass pic Day

December 29th is National Ass pic day. Send an ass pic to your boyfriend or a chosen friend.
by Flosey December 29, 2023
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Asphodel-ass

bland and uninteresting; middle-of-the-road with no distinguishing features. Sometimes implies it is likely to be forgotten.

Etymology: A reference to the Fields of Asphodel from Greek Mythology. It is the afterlife where normal people go, as opposed with absolutely terrible people who go to tartarus, and good people who go to elysium. In some works, those in asphodel are the only ones to lose their memories, as any asphodel-ass song is easily forgotten.
Any asphodel-ass song I’m just gonna forget though.
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by Put you are Name here March 17, 2023
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slap ass day

15. desember
You get to slap anyone’s ass for a whole day
National slap ass day is where you Walk up to a girlfriend or boyfriend or someone and slap there bum
by ShrekFan420 December 14, 2020
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ass monkeys

when you're surprised
'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'
by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018
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ass crockpocket

Ass crockpocket comes from a few words missed together. This new saying comes from a 'crock pot' mixed with a 'pocket'. Crock pot is used to express something that slow cooks and pocket used in this statement as something that holds. When put with ass this saying refers to someone that slowing holds meat in there ass to cook it.

Nice ass crock pocket faggot you gonna cook dinner in that thing

Damn girl! Can you cook my meat in that ass crockpocket for dinner tonight?

Nice dick want me to pop that into my ass crockpocket?
Nice ass crock pocket faggot you gonna cook dinner in that thing

Damn girl! Can you cook my meat in that ass crockpocket for dinner tonight?

Nice dick want me to pop that into my ass crockpocket?
by Ass crockpocket February 28, 2018
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Dwiddle of fuck asses

A couple of lying bitches. People who try too hard to make themselves sound believable
Wow, Lorenzo and Jed are Dwiddle of fuck asses.
by JedfucksLo February 12, 2018
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Box of Ass

A description for a smelly room, usually after someone cracks one off
Who just shat themselves?? It's a box of ass in here!
by Brobacca June 9, 2011
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