The Creek of my ass

The edge of someones anus crack.

I just felt a tingle in the creek of my ass.

by haroldjenkins November 17, 2020

glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

Hashing my mellow

A much more superior way of saying "harshing my mellow". It means to hash a mellow. People named Sophia often don't use this as they should.

Example: Sophia is hashing my mellow.

by Skiptim November 6, 2020

.0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0.

.0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0.

.0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0.

by 9962 October 29, 2025

My boobs aren't Play-Doh!

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P

You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!

by QuacksO July 10, 2023

Eggin' My Nog

When someone is attacking or coming at you for an unnecessary reason.

Person 1: I don't like pickles.
Person 2: Ew, how dare you not like pickles!?
Person 1: Um excuse you! Stop eggin' my nog!

by papayaxmoon May 28, 2021

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024