surfing dick

An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.

"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."

by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025

National send a dick pick to your bro year.

2025 is a national year of Send your dick pic to your bro year. He can only ask you that 5 times this year. If you fail to send him the pic, then he can expose you.

National send a dick pick to your bro year.

by TheNationalAnonymous January 9, 2025

Dicked

The past tense of getting kicked/punched in the crotch.

Person A: Hey did you see that guy who got dicked with a rake?
Person B: Oh yeah. He sounds like Mickey Mouse!
Person A: I know right?!

by KingLoli June 16, 2020

Dick-Bending

A Mind blowing Explosion of awesomeness Colliding into Pure Epic DopeSauce!

Created By BK in the Lounge on 5/17/2012

"That guy's Afro is totally Dick-Bending, I wish I had like that!"

by The Ultimate Hatter October 26, 2012

Trick Dick

When you have convinced your wife that you have a large penis when you really are average.

I’m glad she isn’t into porn because this “Trick Dick” is paying dividends.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

Chapstick Dick

A description of a small penis. Though smaller penises are more common among men of Far Eastern origin, (Chinese, Korean, Japanese and etc), it can be caused by excessive steroid abuse.

Mamdouh wants to get a baby carrot chapstick dick like his buddy R*slan

by Jeremy_spoke_in October 3, 2019

Dick

A dick is a object used for making babies and for exploring and feeling good

Did u just stick you dick in me

by Threehfxbx June 28, 2019