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unwrap my gift

To remove the clothing from an attractive lady, especially one whom you have either just recently met or have not previously had the privilege of undressing. Expression is used by a horny guy in an effort to portray a more "tempered" and less openly-lustful attitude/mindset to the lady, and to indicate to her that he values and appreciates her whole person, and that he wants to admire and touch her all over her body, not limiting his attentions to merely the "fun zones".
She (being led by the guy to his car): You're handsomer than you look in your online profile!
He: Well, thank you, Gorgeous --- and I must say that YOUR photos didn't do YOU justice, either --- you look even more scrumptious than I'd ever expected! Ooooooh... I just can't wait to get home so I can unwrap my gift!
by QuacksO February 2, 2013
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Being there for my brothers

It's crucial to support your brothers under any circumstances, even when faced with the prospect of death.
"Being there for my brothers" is defined to stand firm beside them, especially when it comes to defending your loved ones and preserving your own well-being.
by dontgetslimed January 30, 2024
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suck my balls

a cute and sassy way of sayingthank you for your input”
Person #1: “wow, that was incredible! maybe more vibrato on that last note.”
Person #2: “suck my balls, i’ll keep that in mind
by peoneolope March 15, 2023
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fo shizzle my nizzo

Phrase denoting agreement, most commonly used by the Negro population, but increasingly poular with the white-boy population e.g. Justin Timberlake.
Damn that girl fine!

Fo shizzle my nizzo!
by Stu Hughes September 15, 2003
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You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.
Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023
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stomp on my leg

expressing that you are going to give in to something that you low key want to do anyway
stomp on my leg, I will go get a free slurpie
by tsunamigirl January 28, 2022
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