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My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
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I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over
Bryan: “No, I am busy
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
by Dark red water November 26, 2021
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Keep my cool

maintain a calm and controlled attitude.
"I have to keep my cool and run my own race"
by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025
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In my thoughts

To acknowledge that you are thinking about one or more things.
by The imperial skateboard p August 11, 2022
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yuck my yum

when you throw shade at anything another person shows affinity for. specifically when you hate on something a person indicates they like, esp right after they first express their affection. most applicable in a group setting.
TAIQUAK: haha, i know right?! this is gonna sound weird but i love the sound of air raid sirens.

KIKI: you a freak i always knew it. someone make this kid leave now before he serial kill in here.

ASIA: shut up kiki, you always yuck a yum, be real we know you have your kinks. you just too afraid to say it outa fear some mess gonna talk shit at you the same way you yucking on taiquak’s yum - like on his air raid sirens. try me. yuck my yum
by idtst June 23, 2022
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My reaction that

My reaction that videos are the "reaction" videos created by the Logo Kids Community and the MIBU (Mr Incredible Becoming Uncanny) Community, a common clip used in My reaction that videos is the clip of Larry from Veggietales yelling NOOOOOO!!! when Archibald put "His Cheeseburger" into the jukebox. Another one is Utility Belt Buzz yelling "NOOOO!!!" after Emperor Zurg tells him that he is his father. There are positive ones such as M. Bison saying "YES! YES!" in the Street Fighter cartoon from 1995.
My reaction that S1LLY_S1MPS0NS_L0V3R got terminated😭
The video itself: Utility Belt/New Buzz yelling NOOOOO!!! from Toy Story 2, Larry yelling NOOOO!! from The End of Silliness in Veggietales, or Darth Vader yelling his (in)famous "Do not want or NOOOOOOO!!!" from Revenge of the Sith.
by ThomasBloxia June 29, 2025
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why does my gf sound so innocent

she sounds so innocent because she is the most perfect person in the word and omg??? im inlove with her :)
gi : hi
me : why does my gf sound so innocent FKHASJKFHASJFHAKFHAMARRYME?
by personallyidk October 3, 2022
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