national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult him to the fullest extent and show no mercy for absolutely no reason on this specific day on the 22nd of july

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "skunky stonky"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

bestfriend say yes day!

you have to say yes , to whatever your bestfriend ask you to do

bestfriend: can you buy me some food

you: yes

you: I hate bestfriend say yes day!

by navzchulas November 24, 2021

Zonkey Appreciation Day

Zonkey Appreciation Day is on the 5th of November every year until the earth explodes. On this day we honour the zonkeys that have all died due to the zonkey hate groups.

'Happy Zonkey Appreciation Day'
"Happy Zonkey Appreciation Day to you too"
'I love zonkeys'
"Me too"

by IAmMentallyStable November 4, 2022

Guys wear no shirt day

A day in which guys wear no shirt all day. Celebrated on October 15th.

When’s guys wear no shirt day.
It’s on October 15th, maybe you should start working out.

by Anomanous October 13, 2019

National head day

On May 4th is When you’re king or queen gives you some good head

Man: aye it’s national head day
Girl: I got you hunny * proceeds to suck til cum*

by Capt_Bagger79 May 4, 2022