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Act Dry Day

May 3rd is Act Dry Day. Act as dry as much as you can to your friends and close ones. Just as long as you represent your way of acting dry.
Chrysler: Why’s Bone acting so dry??
Jim: act dry day.

Chrysler: k.
by Jiua1345 May 2, 2022
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National Booty Pic Day

December 1st

Start off the holiday season by sending a picture of that nice butt of yours to your favourite beau or belle!
"Damn, this hot girl just sent me a booty pic!"
"Well of course she did, it's December 1st! National Booty Pic Day!"
by Some meme November 28, 2020
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Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.

Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.
"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."
by kofikat February 18, 2024
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Embarrass Your Family Day

A Day dedicated to the embarrassment of your family on social media On August 20.
by DEFINITION MASTER! August 15, 2019
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Bully ethan day

On february 11th of every year, you are allowed to bully any person named ethan, and they do not have the right to object
Hey look, its bully ethan day, time do some ethan bullying!
by LittLikesNekoKiller February 10, 2023
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Fuck Espen in the ass day

National fuck Espen in the ass day on the 7th of November
by Luddi November 7, 2019
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Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Day

October 15th

Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉
I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.
by ecargvas October 12, 2021
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