Boner Owner

A dude with boned up junk.

M3at - That broad's tight pants are makin my pants tight...

Sp3rm - I am definitely a boner owner right now as well.

by Sp3rm Doner May 28, 2009

boner drunk

When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.

Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.

by Lorey Loates June 05, 2011

funny boner

when you laugh so hard you say you have a funny boner

I love you +Extremely Decent! You make me laugh so hard! I have a funny boner! :-D

by discolust May 04, 2015

boner off

when two straight men remove their pants and tickle eachother's testicles, in which whoever gets the first boner is considered gay and declared loser of the boner off

Hey, did you see those two drunk guys compete in a boner off last night?

by Jake Big Snake February 04, 2009

cosmic boner

(n) A boner that is 3x to 50X the size of the average boner. It's force is so great that it is known to break the sound barrier and destroy solid rock.

"My cosmic boner was so big, my girlfriend exploded and my 8 year old next door neighbor died because he was either A. blasted away from the giz, B. crushed, or C. died from the sight

by Peter S May 17, 2005

boner juice

As old as time itself, BONER JUICE is a complex mixture of sperm and semen.

Honey, allow me, there are remnants of BONER JUICE on your face from last night.

by Boris Ccck August 03, 2004

Boner Dollar

The last dollar spent by any male for any purchase that precedes a sexual act.

I've been saving this boner dollar because I want to bang this bitch after a trip to the dollar menu.

by Room 140 March 07, 2012