Porn on the Cob

When a corncob is used to improvise a sexual act, when you do not have/or have used up any sexual toys eg dildo. Naturally during a sex scene in a pornographic movie.

Person #1: Got the dildo?
Person #2: No, we're gonna have to use a Porn on the Cob
Person #1: Aww, okay...

by CaptainSweetCorn May 9, 2018

Oddie Porn

Term Used To Describe Animal Pornography In The View Of Bill Oddie

Bill Oddie BBC Animal TV Show Presenter And The Complaints Of His Commonly Viewed As Rude & Innapropriate VoiceOvers That He Does On The Shows In Particular When Insects And Birds Are Mating. This Has Created The New Phrase Oddie Porn.

by Jake Y June 17, 2008

Child Porn

Why are you searching for child porn?

I don't need to insert an example of how "Child Porn" is used in a sentence, just don't fucking search for it you virgin faggot.

by JoeHasABungalo February 12, 2018

girly porn

2 or more girls havingg sexxxxxx ;) (usually lesbians)

the girly porn that i was watching was a lesbian triangle followed by a 2 person 69

by 1337toothbrush July 20, 2006

Kitty Porn

A skater for the Hellions Of Troy roller derby league.

Did you see Kitty Porn?....she scored 25 points in that last jam

by HoT roller girl September 26, 2010

arm porn

A butch dyke in short-sleeves showing off very well-developed arms with well-defined muscles (but not steroid-type muscle).

Jenny: Your girlfriend has a really nice body. Her arms look really hot in short sleeves.
Carla: Oh yeah, I can barely stop myself from drooling. It's total arm porn.
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Sam (Samantha): Babe, now that I've started bulking up, I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on my arm. What do you think?
Laura: Oh baby, that would totally give you arm porn.

by dosaguasdyke April 25, 2010

mime porn

when a mime has intercourse, in a mime sorta way.

freaky mime porn kinda thing

by BIg Bitch1234 October 22, 2008