Pelican Nut

An unexpected and unidentifiable item found in your food.

"Ooh, there's something in my chocolate brownie. I'm not sure what it is though.
It must be a pelican nut."

by Pineapplepolarbear January 6, 2012

Dunkin Nuts

To slam dunk your nuts into the target "donut" hole.

Dude 1: hey, last night I was Dunkin nuts with your mom
Dude 2: NOOOO!!!

by Majestic failure October 15, 2016

Lumber Nuts

hitting yourself in the nuts with your own hard on.

Tom, " Bro i just got a case of Lumber nuts."
Brian, " that sucks man."

by Bandana Raburn September 13, 2011

Blackout Nutted

When you nut and pass out

Person 1: Yo Greg last night I Blackout Nutted and woke up at 12:00 am

Person 2: What time did you blackout at

Person 1: 10 am

by NiggasWithRocketLaunchers July 4, 2018

auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes

I like to auto nut on a daily basis

by YoNun July 21, 2017

dez nuts

A joke from the stone age

person 1: dez nuts.

Person 2: Please consider suicide.

by Fuze_the_Hostage May 16, 2018

Mud Nuts

Another term for shit stained balls

Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne

by Richard Hangslow December 16, 2018