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dicks like jesus

When your dick is as awesome as Jesus.
My dick plays on the double feature screen, your dick went straight to DVD. We got dicks like Jesus
by wegottalettheworldknow June 26, 2008
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run like a frenchman

1) A slight insult, but overall, a compliment. Origionating from the French and their absolute nil military victories, it is said that by now they should be quite good at running the other way.

2) Running that looks like a girl running, but is still quite fast. After all, if you run from all those wars, you'll get rather good.
guy 1: Dude, Jimmy runs like a frenchman!
guy 2:...y'mean...really fast?
by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005
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hung like a hamster

Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.
Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”
by flake May 5, 2004
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pee like a hobo

haveing to pee very urgentley
by serjvolta January 15, 2007
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fanny like a bucket

A well used and spacious minge
"dont go near betty down the road ive heard she has a fanny like a bucket"
by Shearer June 16, 2003
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Smell like a broad

When one tells another that they "smell like a broad", they have no other comeback for an argument. It is a desperate attempt to leave an argument with their opponent completely and utterly befuddled.
Tyron knew the battle was lost, but with his last dying breath he said to Jerome, "Nigga, you smell like a broad." Jerome was left the victor, but alas, a befuddled one.
by JayPril June 13, 2018
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Out Like Sauerkraut

A term that can be used when somebody is out. For Example during a card game, baseball, passed the fuck out...
Man that guy is so wasted, in a few minutes he will be out like Sauerkraut!!!
by Lightnin August 6, 2007
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