angry fingers

A description of the random pressing of letters angrily when using instant messenger or chatting, and usually involves hitting of CAPS lock for extra effect. Antonym of happy fingers.

a_special_knome: OMFG i just fond oot our tix wre faxe!!
an_idiotic_haxor: WTF?? R U KIDNG ME!! LAHFDAHVASF AKJ HFKJASH DFKJHS DG CSZKJHGKJA!!
a_special_knome: ANGRY FINGERS!!! AKLHSGZSKFJ SAKJDF AKJHEFKJAHSD !!!!
*could not add more capital letters, because there were too many in the original for Urban Dictionary to handle.

by MandyM*** June 17, 2006

Poo Finger

Custom single-finger glove designed to cover a surgically installed anus on the tip of one's own left index finger.

Did you hear about the Asian guy born without an anus? He saved his money until he was 55 so he could finally get it plumbed. Hope he had enough savings leftover for his Poo Finger.

by Dub Dub Lifer April 13, 2011

Nigger Finger

Smokers get a yellow finger from holding cigarettes too often, women get Nigger Finger for smoking the black mans cock too often and it turns their index finger brown.

Hey Stevey P I saw your mum the other day! She had Nigger Finger.. and hand... and mouth !

by Lee Binfield August 14, 2008

Beetle Finger

A beetle finger is an ingrown pubic hair that has managed to also grown long enough to reside inside the vulva.

Man! I was going down on this girl and when I swallowed, there was a hair in my mouth. It was a beetle finger dude! I threw up!

by Salixx August 25, 2011

pooy finger

That smell, that smudge on a finger who knows how it got on there in the first place...To precise on the itch or just an honest mistake.

Dont point that thing at me!!

by Adam Bushell June 5, 2005

chimps fingers

Oversized woman's nipples.

She had nipples on her like chimps fingers.

by DavidTheGit June 15, 2006

Finger Nails

Girls cut these short on their index & middle fingers

"Ow I scratched myself"

by Bert Anernie December 12, 2003