Crimp dick

When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.

“How was it with the new chick the other night?”

~”Terrible bro.. she totally crimp dick’d me.“

by LawnChair746 March 25, 2020

off the dick

a phrase that means from the start, or off the jump.

“how much will this cost?” “$250, off the dick.”

by chanelish February 11, 2019

Vanilla Dick

A white, heterosexual guy, the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
Most likely to wear skaterclothes, but he doesn’t skate?!, thinks of himself as a player, slightly homophobic, proudly listens to techno and dutch rap.
Basically the embodiment of the white, male privilage.

*disclamer: vanilla isn’t disgusting, but it isn’t an existing flavour either…

Girl, don’t date that bitch: he’s a vanilla dick!!

by lilT&Marhoe February 24, 2022

dick pusher

A guy who tries and tries to get you to have sex with him. No matter how many times you tell him no, he keeps trying. Tries everything except force to convince you that having sex with him is a good idea.

Did you have fun last night with Gary? No, he turned out to be a real dick pusher.

by Trainwreck7x July 6, 2017

dick chocolate

normally referring to giant butt holes exploding or the sexual term butt pirate

joe1: hey
joe2:hey
joe1:hey
joe2:hey
joe1: NIGGA SUCK ON MY GIANT DICK CHOCOLATE

by *insert smart name here* January 20, 2019

dick tits

When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.

Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits

by mc1yoko November 15, 2019

Dicked in the eyeballs

Another way of calling someone:

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.

"“Clark: I think you're all dicked in the eyeballs. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn\ smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

by Good Lord Odis July 8, 2020