john hauser

another name for bob saget.

You hanging out with john hauser tonight? he is such a saget.

by mr. smithson May 30, 2008

jo-johns

Altamont Kansas Slang Fo' Your Friends

yo i was smokin some purple haze and sippin on some Trey wit my jo-johns.

by DJ Diamondz September 8, 2008

John Emmet

this is the boy who IS SO FREAKING ANNOYING. like they have that chipmunk voice and love fingerboards. they probably have add or adhd and can’t stay still. (they also are really short) a john emmet also wear vans ALL DAY

“omg it’s john emmet! he’s freaking SHORT”

by bry2022 February 21, 2020

john avery

Person filled with determination and confidence and will make it far in life.

Very flirtatious and gives special feeling to the ones they love. People may be jealous of him or her but nothing can bring them down. Not the most sporty person in the world but may play some sports rarely.

Isn't John Avery such a cool guy?!

by TH3M0R3 U KN0W March 16, 2017

JOHN HOLE

someone who describes their anus as a male cunt.
i.e. likes it up the back pipe.

Man, that guy is such a john hole.

by doyle12345 December 29, 2008

John Out

When a person taking about eating massive amounts of food at all you can eat, for hours on end. But then stops before finishing their first plate when the time comes.

"You better not John out again at the buffet tonight, that's just tossing your money away"

by Kiwiikins August 30, 2016

john micheal

A cute boy who likes a girl but doesnt tell her.annoying but an awesome friend to have.smart,athletic,funny.doesnt like girl that are weird or tall.he can be short but an amazing boy.his can get in trouble alot but he doesnt care makes a girl laugh and smile😘😘

Girl:who is that?
Friend:ohh thats john micheal

Girl:his cute!
Friend:then go talk to him
Girl:hi my name is ????? Nice to to meet you
John micheal:hi im john micheal but people call me john
John micheal:your cute!!

by Ana.xo November 7, 2017