Willy Wompy

Dreary; A crappy day. Kinda go with the flow kindddaa day.

Girl: Wait she has to track today??
Girl 2: yeahh, its been a willy wompy day for her.

by Mainatracktion.Soundfamilar? May 24, 2012

Nipple Willy

When you suck/lick someone’s nipple until it is covered in spit and they insert it into your eat like a Q-tip

Damn man... my girl gave me a mean nipple willy last night, i think i can hear twice as good now.

by boalgo June 27, 2018

Willy FuFu

He's a disgruntled monster that comes in and tears up to barracks during chow or Pt

Willy FuFu visited the barracks and threw my deodorant clean across the room.

by Dapaperman December 25, 2024

Willy washing

The act of a man brainwashing a woman into delusion, by using their penis.

Greg: “i don’t love you anymore”
Tracey: “ I love you too”
(the act of willy washing)

by Men hater September 14, 2025

direct wet willie

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.

Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy

by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011

Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Willy welly

A condom

Have you got a willy welly in your handbag for me I'm a man and I forgot mine.

by BigWillyWilson May 30, 2024