tits cold

when its so cold, you could fit your nuts through the eye of a needle

its fuckin' tits cold out here

by rayrodrey February 25, 2003

Tits in a Handbag!

An utterance used upon an unfortunate happening, like death, in an online computer game

(After being killed by a shotgun)
"Tits damn it!" -- "TITS IN A HANDBAG!"

by Johnny Hats November 15, 2009

Macguyver Tits

i. A pair of crafty breasts, usually belonging to a female. The nipples are either perky enough to pick a lock, or the breasts are so alluring to the male's gaze that they could disarm a gunman.

ii. A women's chest which appears large, but is in fact a bra stuffed with socks, tissue paper, duct tape, etc.

i. "Hey Steve, check out that girl at the end of the bar. She's using her Macguyver Tits to get drinks again!"

ii. "I wish I was a D-cup like you, Erin." "Here, you can borrow one of my bras and some toilet paper - just Macguyver some Tits."

by Lil Wreni March 19, 2010

tit fit

When an overwhelmed, overweight man or woman with large breasts becomes so agrivated that they begin to swing and flail their huge fat ugly man tits in a destructive mannor.

When little jonny came home, the house was in ruins, lamps and tables over turned and nipple prints spattered across the windows and mirrors. evidence of the tit fit the night before.

by Ninja Turtle Ninja Tiger October 23, 2011

Clock Tits

Tits as round as a clock

Dammnnnnn bitch! those are some clock tits

by Dicker Mcsniff April 26, 2017

Pineapple Tits

Fat fucking tits, like you would see on a tribal fat fuck head hunter...sumo tits with a droopy mass comming to a point at the nipple.

Pineapple tits are big saggy and ugly flabby tits. They are characterized by the nipple coming to a point, like the texture of a pinaepple.

by akareefkeeper September 15, 2015

swivel tits

(swiv-uhl tits)
-noun

1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.

2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.

"You'll never believe what I picked up from the garage sale. Look, swivel tits!"

"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010