Norwegian Kiss

When one partner makes out with another partners asshole, and the partners ass who's being licked starts to prairie dog.

-Mary: last night it was getting hot and heavy with my husband and i started to make-out with his butt and he started to shit on my lips.
-Tina: What you let him? Ive heard about this, I believe thats called a Norwegian Kiss Mary.
-Mary: Oh my, have you ever had one?
-Tina: No i haven't.

-Mary: To tell you the truth... I liked it.

by pea_body January 29, 2010

kiss on the neck

to cut someone's throat

"I'muna give ya a kiss on the neck, bitch..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad February 4, 2006

Squirrel kiss

When you nibble the nuts a little.

Before she went down on me she gave me a squirrel kiss!

by Kittenfacxxx September 23, 2017

Poseidons kiss

The act of taking a heavy shit and upon the load hitting the water it splashes up on to your arse

Christ that Poseidons kiss was cold after my morning shite

by Zack_0700 June 21, 2018

Poo Kiss

When you're drunk and unknowingly sit on the toilet lid and leave a little butthole smooch of shit.

So I walked into the bathroom and noticed drunk Rob left a little Poo kiss on the toilet. Couldn't get the lid up I guess.

by DirtyBradnSteve March 18, 2017

Farewell Kiss

When dropping a large poo causes a splash which wets your anus.

That terd just gave me a farewell kiss!

by milesinfront October 25, 2011

Dementor's Kiss

When smoking, inhaling the smoke someone else is exhaling while kissing.

Jaime: Yeah Ben and I were smoking and we did some Dementor's Kisses.

Laura: Wow you must have been baked!

by spookymulder September 1, 2013