monkey spank

A phrase that means sperm, male reproductive cells, jizz.

I hate having monkey spank all over my keyboard after I watch porn.

by mfmc April 6, 2010

Monkey Spakle

A. When a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.

B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.

C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.

D. Bananna Flavored Cum

When you run out of caulk all you have is monkey spakle.

by I Cup In January 10, 2006

banana monkey

Someone who loves sucking cock.

Give Tiffany a few martinis and she turns into a total Banana monkey

by theBigBubba January 28, 2007

Wet Monkey

A dance in which one swings his or her arms back and forth like a spinning drum, keeping them limp and jelly-like. The motion looks like a monkey trying to shake water off of it's body.

Dude, did you see Matt do the wet monkey at the wedding? It was hilarious!

by Urbiwan Kenobi February 10, 2010

Chicky Monkey

A super cool and sexy girl only associates with the pimpiest chicken butts.

Damn, I gotta hit that chicky monkey!

by Chicken244Butt March 15, 2010

monkey neck

A moron

That guy is a fucking monkey neck!

by bowlwievel March 9, 2016

tamale monkey

A young child of mexican descent. They are usually seen in big-box stores (i.e. Target, Wal-Mart) across the southwestern U.S.

Watch out for those tamale monkeys in the produce aisle!

by reverenderyk December 9, 2008