Road dump

When you're on the highway all day and you suddenly have to stop somewhere and shit

Patrick drove all the way from his house to work, came right in the door, and took a road dump

by CR_Chicks May 6, 2022

Herald Dump

The initial morning dump, following a night of indulgence, consistently emerges impeccably shaped, requiring no additional wiping, unlike the subsequent messy aftermath that demands extensive cleanup. The Herald Dump’s purpose is to announce the horrendous shits that will be arriving shortly.

I thought after a night of beer , blow and Popeyes chicken that my ass got off the hook when I took a perfect shit to start the day, but it turned out to just be a Herald Dump.

by Flipside786 April 6, 2024

Medic dumping

When you are promised a double medic truck and at the last moment the other medic calls off or leaves so the medic is dumped. Typically left with a driver.

I got medic dumped so I am now by myself for 24 hours. I am no longer dual medic and just a single medic ambulance.

Medic dumping is when a dual medic loses one medic. Usually to go fishing.

by Disgruntled forever July 22, 2021

Stevie Wonder Dump

When you've been in the office bathroom for so long that the auto-sensor lights click off and you have to wipe in the dark.

After that chili, I was on the crapper so long it turned into a Stevie Wonder Dump. No idea if I actually finished the wipe until I came out of the stall and the lights came back on.

by mooshai5 November 13, 2023

Dumped

To unceremoniously break up with someone.

Bob: So whatever happened to Charlie?
Alice: I dumped him.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

Screen dump

Losing the last hour because you have been sitting on the throne surfing social media (which is related to Tik Plopping or SnapShatting).

Mother: where’s our son? Father: he’s on the throne doing a screen dump.

by Bogmaster May 15, 2020

Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what is messy whT has a bed in it

My bed dump is so messy

by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020