nasty dick

A penis that is rarely been washed and and has been in several sluts it may contain various sexually transmitted diseases.

"yo dawg i cummed inside 5 sluts last night and got a nasty dick"

by Big~D September 7, 2015

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Dick Zoo

used to describe a room full of dudes. Use it to replace term "Sausage Fest".

Ex: guy walks into a bar full of dudes "ugh! This place is a total dick zoo!"

by FranAnnPan January 4, 2012

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Serbian Dicked

To face fuck someone primarily through the eye socket.

Pineapple Nuts: What's up Van Cano? Where have you been all night?

Van Cano: Sorry I'm late. Mark lost a nunu hand and wouldn't pay me so I Serbian Dicked him. He won't make that mistake again.

Pineapple Nuts: Makes sense.

by Brownnuts2424 August 8, 2018

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comfort dick

The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.

Britney: “babe my dog died”

Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”

by comfort dicker June 4, 2018

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Dick depressed

When a girl is depressed about the lack of dick in her life

Girl: I need to get laid It's been a while

Other girl: your dick depressed

by Madddie_t August 21, 2016

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Dick Smacker

an event, party,or social gathering where there is primarily or all males.

Rob: Hey man I was thinking about stopping by your party. Is there a lot of girls there?

James: It's just a bunch of dudes right now.

Rob: Ah sounds like a real dick smacker

by ROBICON April 29, 2010

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