Anal Funkmeyer

A name similar to an asshole that you can call your friends.

Dude you’re such a fucking anal funkmeyer.

by Gibster_23 March 28, 2023

Anal blur

When you can’t really remember who you first had anal with, but you know you’ve had it pretty much every time since.

Person 1: At least I had anal this weekend.
Person 2: Thanks to Chris for opening that world up for you back in Miami.
Person 1: Was Chris the first person I had it with?

Person 2: I thought so…
Person 1: I dont know. It's an anal blur.

by itsallablurblurblur1 January 15, 2018

Anal Leekage

When you anally insert a leek into an anus and it proceeds to back out.

Anal Leekage occurred when Cheyenne shoved a leek in her anus and it fell out.

by miniraviole October 9, 2016

Anal Tom

A sexy beast that approaches you asking for Anal, if you accept the tempting offer, then prepare for a treat, if you refuse, then you better hide yo anus boi

Anal Tom really fucked me hard

by The Anal Enthusiast December 21, 2021

Anal is good

Some hoe who likes to be fucked in the ass

"Fuck me daddy in my ass not in my pussy in my ass" "anal is good"

by Soeme fucking hoe May 30, 2018

anal glaze

The light smearing of shit on the head of your penis after boinking some babe’s asshole.

Terry’s mom is a freak, she loves licking her anal glaze off my root.

by Roderick Barringer January 7, 2018

anal glide

Anal glide is a soft liquid to get the Dick in the pussy

Dude did you buy the anal glide for tonight?

by Snsksk February 14, 2017