Guy Fieri

When you get cum in your hair making it look blonde and spiky.

It’s not Something About Mary, it’s Guy Fieri!

by Sir-sonsa-lot April 10, 2022

The Guy Thing

When you ask a guy if you look bad and he lies to make you feel better about your self (or to get out of trouble) even tho you look horrid.

Person: Do i look fat?

Guy:...er...No

Person: really?

Guy: You look totally hott:)

Person: Thanks:)

Later that day.....

Friend: Are you sure he didnt do "The Guy Thing"?

Person: Um...No...JERK!!!

by the_Brilliant_3mily! February 8, 2010

blonde-guy

A male human child that often throws his feet at Mikhael. A blonde-guy is also required ti be blonde and have glasses. Most blonde-guys thoroughly enjoy throwing their feet at Mikhael, although not all of them do.

Hey look! It's a blonde-guy, I saw him throw his feet at Mikhael last week.

by PokecordWeebH November 8, 2018

nice guy

A demographic composed of wonderful, misunderstood people, but only when looking from inside their own heads. In reality, they're a collection of mass shooters and Internet trolls.

You do realize that no one except you thinks you're a nice guy right?

If you have to tell someone you're a nice guy, you're doing something wrong.

by Tommy Sawyer 123 June 9, 2016

china guy

Someone who frequents mainland China and likes to order pork fried rice

Yo look at that china guy over there

by looper2 January 4, 2017

For Show Guy

A guy that technically does not have a brain which society could consider useful. He is probably jacked or could at least model at Abercrombie. A girl will date him, only because of his looks, and he is often actually a little bitch. Basically he is a mannequin with a heartbeat who can somewhat form sentences, but can never actually add anything useful to a conversation or a relationship. He is simply dated because he looks appealing to a woman's friends.

Look at that tool, he's just one of those for show guys. She only dates him because he looks good.

by eth1211 May 22, 2009

Shit guy

Your stupid,, not literal tho. Also can mean "not cool"

Guy 1-Did you remember to bring that shirt?

Guy 2- ahh man, no im sorry

Guy 1-What? really...ahh shit guy. hahaa

by BadBear April 17, 2010