Ass

The crappy peach-flavoured marshmallows that a certain person brings to lunch one day.

These marshmallows are ass.

by FsFarmer111 June 6, 2022

You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.

Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh

by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023

Ass-Ash

A celebratory event wherein a lit cigar is put out on a bare ass cheeky one’s friends as a show of camaraderie. Often used to signify great milestones like the birth of one’s child or a wedding.

“What a great bachelor trip! What was your favorite part?”

“Bro it had to be when we Ass-Ashed Mitchell’s left cheek”

by TannerDontChickenOut June 6, 2025

Ass Rape Sunday

the third Sunday in June, a day on which anal sex in particular is honored, especially in Consensual Non-Consenting arrangements

The first known observation of the holiday was on the fifteenth of June, 2008, and is often celebrated in place of, or alongside Father’s Day in the United States

“A happy Ass Rape Sunday, to All Who Celebrate,”

by Perman April 29, 2025

Eat Ass

Eating ass is another way to say that an individual or group failed miserably, usually in competition with another individual or group.

“I heard you lost the game!”
“Yeah, we ate ass.”
“That sucks, hopefully you don’t eat ass next week too!”

by bubbagumpy June 7, 2021

chog ass

When you’re playing the game with the homies while sitting in a leather chair and your cheeks, as well as some surrounding areas, gets so steamy and wet that it enhances your performance in game, it’s a step above being locked in.

“Yo Greg hop on the game, I got severe Chog Ass right now, we gotta take advantage of it.”

by Buttchugging Greg September 28, 2025

Buttery Ass

According to some people on Call of Duty MW2 a person talking over another is someone who is or ha a buttery ass.

Last night on COD:

Guy 1: Yo you see what happened.....
(Interrupter)

Another Gamer: Hey can yall hear me.

Guy 2: Hey David hut your buttery ass up I can't hear.

by bcford17 November 5, 2010