When a woman bones the man in the browneye and screams MY MAYN on climax, then afterwards consume the residue while remaining serious eye contact.
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Shakin’ In my Gucci boots
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Shakin’ In my Gucci boots
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“why do I hear high heels clicking in the distance?” you look around.
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
“oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.
a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.
They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.
THE END
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
“oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.
a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.
They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.
THE END
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