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Urban Dictionary 

A site which promotes bullying, maintained by pathetic low lifes!
They belong to urban dictionary and are pathetic
Urban Dictionary by fair person October 11, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

the place where u go to get definitions when it will embarrass you if you ask your friends and gross out your parents.
(Thinking) Man i really wanna know what a bong is. TO URBAN DICTIONARY!
Urban Dictionary by dabull12 October 20, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

A site where you supposedly "define your world". Unfortunately, it is mainly populated by fangirls, pervs, drunken idiots, and people who need a grammar book thrown in their face.
Looking at Urban Dictionary makes me lose faith in the world...
Urban Dictionary by iHateMyFamily February 4, 2013

Urban Dictionary 

The website you are on now, which is mainly for general slang, both online and offline, yet always has some sort of second-made up erotic definition by some 14-year-old.
Random faggot Kid:Urban Dictionary: When you grab a dictionary and shove it up your ass.#YOLOGUCCINIGGASWAG
Urban Dictionary by wasdqe March 19, 2013

Urban Dictionary 

the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked
what does blow job mean *le looks up on Urban Dictionary* Thanks Urban Dictionary for being that sister I never had
Urban Dictionary by JBs ex bf April 25, 2013

Urban Dictionary 

1. Awkward.
2. A website gives definitions to sheltered home schoolers who don't know any slang terms. At all.
3. You're using it right now stupid.
George: "Hey Frank, you know what a blowjob is?"

Frank: "Nope but there's this site you can look it up on, Urban dictionary"

George: "What the heck?! ...Oh crap it's my mom! Close it out!"