dick chi

The energy derived in the male external genitalia, which, during sexual intercourse, is reverberated into the female genitalia, causing excessive lubrication and, in some cases, female orgasm. In these cases, dick chi is polarized into pussy chi.

I'm tired. Your pussy stole my dick chi!
Pussy chi
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by DickChiMaster February 3, 2014

Sprinkler Dick

When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.

Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?

Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.

by RJH2 December 3, 2016

comfort dick

The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.

Britney: “babe my dog died”

Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”

by comfort dicker June 4, 2018

Dick for daycare

When you're with a chick that's crazy, but she watches your kid while you're at work. The sex is great, so you don't feel the need to go to your backup plan just yet.

Similar to a Bangmaid

Guy 1- "Why are you still with that crazy bitch?"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"

by Roscoe Moist December 3, 2016

Dick Bombing

The act of drawing a penis in pen on your finger to stamp on another's paper.

Guy 1: I'm gonna draw a dick on my finger to Dick Bomb Jeff!
Guy 2: Sick Dick Bombing, dude!

by Lyndon P. August 4, 2017

Loose Dick

The term for ones penis after reaching ejaculation. This term is most commonly used in the Northeast part of the United States.

After Max had intercourse with his hand he had major loose dick.

Or

Meeting up with a girl who is gonna give me loose dick by midnight .

by Tyrpych M May 9, 2021

Muddy dick

During anal sex when the receiver excretes on the dick of the person performing the acts.

Ethan - "Yo Luke, your mom gave me the maddest muddy dick last night"
Luke - "What does that mean"
Ethan - "Ya know, your moms shitted on my dick"

by Mud Dick February 9, 2017