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hippo po thomas

Did you see that giant hippo po thomas?
by deedawdumdeedum January 4, 2022
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Thomas

A dude that thinks he's good at games but is actually horrible, he also laughs at dumb shit.

On top of this he's a racist that likes Sword Art Online
Oh and he touches kids.
Hide your kids its thomas.
by Thomas Touches kids March 17, 2020
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St. Thomas Aquinas High School

School in Kansas for rich nerds and wealthy addicts that love the sophomore and junior bathrooms. notorious for horrible english teachers and very strict catholic teachers. Has way to many awards for sports.
kid 1: "You see the St. Thomas Aquinas High School game last weekend?"
kid 2: "no, what happend?"
kid 1: "they smoked St. Lames!"
by independence avenue bridge September 8, 2021
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Thomas Heckler

The richest and most shredded man alive. Owns a limitless amount of yachts and balconies. Is also a genius who's muscles shredded-ness is matched by no-one on earth.
Jon: "OMG, is that THE Thomas Heckler?"
Bud: "Yep, and his smallest mega yacht has 1500 balconies."
by Boodiy0 December 20, 2023
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Payton Thomas

he is a fake ass skank!!!! dont trust this WHORE!!!!! rumor has it he is gay and racist. true story. he literally hatecrimed me, a black woman, in broad daylight. he literally knocked me to the ground, stole my wallet, drop kicked me, called me a NIGGER, and went on with his day. if you ever see a 5’2 white male with blue eyes and brown hair that often wears Nike hoodies, then RUN!!!!!!
Have you heard of a man by the name of Payton Thomas?

Yeah I have! That ugly lying skank!!!!!
by enipennynickledime November 22, 2021
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Thomas' Law

The longer a conversation lasts, the higher the chance of Team Fortress 2 being mentioned. The strange thing about this law is that no matter how long the conversation actually lasts, there is a 100% chance that TF2 will come up.
Me - "Hey Thomas. What did you think of that Walking Dead episode last night?"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"

Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
by RobbTheYoungWolf February 17, 2014
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Thomas

Gheez have you slept with Thomas before.
Nah but apparently he has a Massive Cock
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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