Get me hard, Retard

When you're drunk as fuck and need to get hard to take a dick pic.

Girl: "Bob, how big is your dick?"
Me: "idk wanna see?"
Girl: "Sure!"
Me: "Get me hard, Retard!"

by sharu3 November 16, 2018

Dirty sanchez's retarded cousin

Performing a Dirty Sanchez after taking ecstasy.

I introduced Stacy to Dirty Sanchez's retarded cousin last night.

by siris83 November 16, 2006

f-rum the retarded rabbit

bugs bunny.

f-rum the retarded rabbit is really just bugs bunny.

by mike hendrickson January 10, 2004

The All American Rejected Retards

gay fag prep fuckers

see all american rejects,fag,fucker,prep,shit

Gay Fag 6th grader: Did you see the All American Rejects in concert last night? they r0x0rs!!
Wise person: You mean the All American Rejected Retards?

by Harry Potter April 10, 2005

pussy as nigga retard cunt

Donald j Trump

politics pussy as nigga retard cunt

by biggest mentor 123 May 16, 2016

r^2 (Retard Squared)

When someone is so retarded that it like their retardation has been squared, thus making it much worse.

"He's retarded if he decides to spend his money on hookers and cocaine"

"Actually, he's just R^2 (Retard Squared) at that point"

by Bronzeback December 23, 2017

National Kiss a retard day

A day to give a retard a kiss, to show how much you love them

It’s national kiss a retard day, *mwah*

by idiot10894 December 20, 2022