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Baby mashed potatoes

When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits
I recently ate some good baby mashed potatoes at route 9
by jsqurriel November 21, 2019
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Beep Beep Potatoes

That autistic cunt that hides under the stairs and has greasy hair. he runs around your school screaming and has a lot of side bitches that suck him off all the time.
Person 1: "Suck MAh DICK NIGGA HOHOHHOOH!!!"
Person 2: "Oh that must be Beep Beep Potatoes"
by Johnny Sins Gaming February 17, 2019
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Damn you potato!

That moment when your Oreo breaks off and sinks to the bottom of your milk glass...

you: "DAMN YOU POTATO!"
by TNTsquid May 30, 2018
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Baked potato surprise

When you cum in a baked potato and strangle your sister
by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019
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chocolate mashed potatoes

When a male is giving anal sex and the female begins to take a dump. The shit will come out and resemble chocolate mashed potatoes.
Dude i totally fucked that girl in the ass and it hurt her so much. she started screaming and got revenge by making her famous chocolate mashed potatoes.
by Rawrsorz January 24, 2010
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Spicy Potato Water

Spicy potato water is the nickname for Poitín (aka potcheen, poteen or potheen) which is an traditional irish distilled vodka (40-90% ABV)
((Its to be drank in shots, but can be drank in larger amounts, like which is done at Irish seshs))
Colm always drinks that Spicy Potato Water at every Session possible!!
by CRZ EchoCraftMCSimmer February 25, 2018
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Texas Sweet Potato

A person poops in the toilet and then opens their legs and vomits between them. Thus making a mixing bowl of poo and vomit.
Amanda got so drunk, she ate a box of fiber one bars and ended up pushing out texas sweet potatoes all night!
by I <3 Tits June 24, 2010
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