llama neck

When your partner gives oral sex and goes all the way down.

"Yo dis bitch was giving me that Llama neck last night and made my asshole clap"

by Ben Dover Hoar July 14, 2014

Neck

Neck slang for hanging yourself

1) said about yourself
2) used against someone else

1) "I'm gonna go neck myself"
2) "hey go neck yourself"

by Bozonicle March 23, 2017

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

slope neck

to suck a penis, dick

Toya gives good slope neck.

by Atl God April 1, 2010

Necking

An alternative form of hugging practiced by long necked xenoes (For instance unidentified blue giraffes) where the hugger wraps his neck around the hugged as seen in "Humans don't Make Good Pets VII", this form of hugging causes

strangulation if attempted by a Homo Sapiens Sapiens (Human)

"Once the blue-giraffe necking session was over, those who had been taking cover in the engine room began looking for survivors throughout the ship."

by WilliamW2010 January 21, 2024

crotch neck

An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.

His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.

by Gayson Crotchowits September 28, 2008

Neck

A slap/pinch on the back of the neck. It's a thing that people do when you messed up or act stupid. It's a high school and middle school fad in central Missouri.

Person, Writing: 4+9= 16
Person two: 'that's a fat neck"

by lost in tokyo December 28, 2016