facebook skeleton

any pics, or past facebook activity that reveals that a person is/was hideous, goofy, stupid, a loser, ect. i.e. pics via cell phone in mirror, participation in farmville,

He was cute but then I saw a pic of him from two years ago where he had hair highlights. That was one facebook skeleton he should have buried.

by Dot Woods November 7, 2010

facebook sleepover

staying up until 3 in the morning talking to someone on facebook.

I just had a facebook sleepover with Paul Shim.

by iwantyoualwaysandforever69 November 16, 2010

freeway Facebooking

The art of entering your Facebook status while driving on a major interstate.

When Tim posted that I-95 was a long boring stretch of road, I knew he was freeway Facebooking again.

by NewNettie December 14, 2009

Facebook plagiarism

The act of stealing someone elses status in an atempt to make yourself look cool.

Person #1

What's on your mind...
(Something witty)

Person #2 What's on your mind...
(Something witty that someone else thought off but your to much of a loser to use your own semi retarded brain)

^^^^FACEBOOK PLAGIARISM^^^^

by Ryno777 November 13, 2011

Facebook seizure

When a person signs on and off of facebook repeatedly in a specific period of time

Mary: John has signed off facebook 7 times in the last 3 minutes.

Jane: Don't worry; he's just having facebook seizure.

by cleversenorita November 14, 2011

Facebook University

An institution of higher misinformation that has gained a great number of students at the onset of COVID-19 in March 2020.

Graduates of this prestigious institution of misinformation always claim to have multiple degrees demonstrating their commitment towards above average standards of research. Prominent educators at this institution include but are not limited to Tucker Carlson, Laura Inghram and Ben Shapiro.

Graduates of FU are known to make regular appearances at supermarkets, School Boards, Insurrections, and mask protests.

Fuck your feeling and your safety. Covid is a hoax, I know because I've done my research at Facebook University.

by G6rider October 30, 2021

facebook tagged

When one of your facebook friends loads up your wall with multiple updates and other postings (similar to a brick wall getting tagged with graffeti).

"My whole page got facebook tagged with Joe's constant status updates and whatever games he has been playing. He is such a graffeti artist."

by DC Devo April 22, 2009