Black Jesus

Kaleb, the living embodiment of black jesus.

Bro you know that new kid Kaleb?
Of course look at him, he is Black Jesus.

by Real Black Jesus December 16, 2019

Black LUEsday

The act of commiting mass LUEicide on Tuesday because a "Dutch people unite!" thread was retardedly deleted for "Flooding/Board Invasion."

by dj gs68 August 4, 2003

Black-Hole

The act of "docking" ones anus with another's anus. Similar to the docking of uncircumcised male weeners only, this time its anus edition. Like two intergalactic black-holes ripping asunder the very fabric of space and time; light could never escape these converging holes!

Hey, get that crusty anus over here and black-hole me!

I met this rockin boi at the mall today and he totally asked me to black hole him tonight. Better clean out the old wrinkled raisin!

"Sir, the ship is passing between two black-holes now"
The captain grabs a glass of whiskey raising the plastic edge to his lips,
"God help us all..."

by Alex and Lauren October 1, 2010

The Woman in black

A horror film staring the extreamly smexy, Daniel Radcliffe as a widowed lawyer with a chubby son. Dan is sent to a Marsh house to settle a womans will, where he finds strang things happening throughout the house.

pretty much your basic ghost story, with creepy twists and an epic ending.

girl 1: did you see the Woman In Black?
girl 2: yush! my mom got so scared that she yelled out a string of cuss words during the movie
girls 1: you watched a scary movie with your mom?

by narutardurmom June 13, 2012

Black Beaver

A black person with large, long, teeth.

Someone call the BLACK BEAVER to chop this tree down.

by jumpymidget November 14, 2011

Black Banded

A person usually girls who are not virgins, but have never had sex sober. They wear a single black band, or bracelet, on their upper right arm. Almost always some kind of an addict or user.

"Are you joking? Ive been black banded since I was 12"

by HannahsInnocence December 27, 2009

Black Addict

Someone who is (obviously not an African-American or of any other black cultures) obsess with black people.

Ever since that guy hanged out with black people, he became a black addict

by Mc<3in September 5, 2011