cock-blocking

When a guy or a friend tries to get with a girl your talking to, hence, "Cock-blocking". Keeping you from getting a piece of ass.

"Dont be cock-blocking me from my girl you fag!"

by Johnny B September 3, 2003

cock carnivore

A person who loves dick so much that they would consider eating it as an entire meal or portion of a meal. This meal could be breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, and/or supper. The cock carnivore may just eat it as a snack in between meals. See dick demon

Jake is a cock carnivore.

by John Warner August 18, 2006

Writers Cock

When you are trying to write a paper but you can't because you're too horny and all you can think all you can think about is blowing your load.

"Did you finish the paper yet?"
"No, I have writers cock. I need to blow this load."

by J-Dog da boss. December 16, 2008

crystal cock

When a man has been using speed and gets a rock hard erection.

"oh baby.... c'mon ov'r here and sit on my crystal cock and hit my bulby!"

by BarnMac May 9, 2008

Cock Suckers

the KKK.

i love killing cock suckers

by boppyn be bopp, bieoch March 28, 2004

cock of the walk

n. status one may look forward to achieving once having applied more cowbell

I'm the cock of the walk, baby!

by G0lluM May 22, 2005

cock eyes

another word for round eyes of white people. some of them have dotted small round eyes that they look like a butt hole or cock hole.

"stop staring at me with your cock eyes. you're not helping your cock eyes any less small and round."

by Pink Piglette October 5, 2012