uber-douche

someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.

john: "i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe."

joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."

by sweet-pandemonium July 8, 2010

Douche Vessel

a large vehicle for the transportation of douche, ie... more douche than just a douche bag

That dude just tried to rip me off, he is such a douche vessel

Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel

Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel

by TheJewdiMaster March 9, 2010

slurpin douche

the act of inhaling a douche through ones mouth followed by exhaling through the nostrils.

that man can slurpin douche!

by bryce wayne May 25, 2011

Sailor's Douche

When one washes off their genitals in a sink between sex partners due to not having time to take a shower between dates.

Bryan had a sailor's douche after porking Brenda because he didn't have time to take a shower before his date with Amber.

by Uncle Capitan August 21, 2013

Douche bag

His name is nick. Nick is a douche. Fuck you nick, you’re a douche, don’t be nick.

Defined qualities a nick has:
-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
-Bad
-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play

by I hate you nick December 28, 2021

Amuse-Douche

An ignorant douche bag who entertains others with his stupidity.

He was being such an Amuse-Douche with his outrageous posts.

by JK1987 June 26, 2016

douche bag

Senator Steven Fielding (of the Australian Senate)

Fielding is such a douche bag!

by AndrewLeCl July 1, 2011