Adam is a kind good hearted person in his own mind.If you get the lucky chance to know an “Adam“,he’s definitely someone you want to keep close and around.On the down side,as close as you should stay to an Adam, you should probably keep you’re belongings even closer. Adam’s are white with oily hair,and skin. Tend to have several breakouts,sometimes even on his genitals,due to lack of hygiene. Most Adams particularly lack in the shaft area & are known to be “lazy lovers”. Adam’s are some of the funniest people you will ever know,don’t let his humor fool you though,he will tell you a “joke” that he copyrighted off social media/friends. Adam’s are natural born followers but can also at times be narcissistic pricks. Good days for an Adam,he plays the “leader of the pack” role.Often Adams will claim they are emotionally detached from everyone, especially people he is obsessed with.Usually known to hide his feelings with the very dangerous substances such as drugs & alcohol, which in some cases may if severe may lead to hard times of maintaining a job or moving out of his grandmas basement.In result beware this can cause loser denial and make him a salty salmon who must make EVERYTHING a “competition”.If you have an “Adam” in your life, hold onto him tight because he will blow away in the wind..like a used tissue.
Catch phrases that an “Adam“ may use:
“Mom, cigarettes”
“This is real life nigga, the fuck?”
“I ain’t cut like dat”
Catch phrases that an “Adam“ may use:
“Mom, cigarettes”
“This is real life nigga, the fuck?”
“I ain’t cut like dat”
“He lasted a good three minutes! He’s such an Adam!!”
“Omgosh, that’s soo unfair.. he lasted 2 with me!”
“Omgosh, that’s soo unfair.. he lasted 2 with me!”
by Brittni Lansbury February 7, 2019
Get the Adammug. by Greg84 August 16, 2021
Get the Barry Adamsmug. The best safety in the WPIAL and a serious dog enthusiast. Brightens the entire room he’s in. probably because his teeth are so big, bright, and beautiful. Has the cutest curly hair just like jack harlow. Scared to show his true country origins at school, so he hides it behind a pair of gray sweatpants. Big ole mamas boy and definitely chows down when he gets a meal in front of him. follows the big three on tiktok: breckie hill, sommer ray, and anna frey. He makes up for it with his silly tiktok profile pic so that no hot girls will follow back. Does not wear high socks with cuffed sweats, but probably should start. Do not sit in his seat if you know it is his because he doesn’t like change. Overall his dashing personality and awesome looks overcome all of his negative traits. Get yourself an Adam.
by A.S. Muncher April 3, 2024
Get the Adammug. jesus that adam sucks so much he had to change his name to Gary Dreamix so people wouldn't know was him
by johnkylesonad August 13, 2016
Get the adammug. by Minagustd March 12, 2019
Get the Adammug. by yourboimattyp April 19, 2018
Get the adam phillipsmug. 1) dry adam (noun) - where someone has put their willy in a hole other than the fanny or bum
2) dry adam (adjective) - a way to describe a person who thinks they're funny and tells loads of shot jokes and then gets all vexed when nobody laughs.
2) dry adam (adjective) - a way to describe a person who thinks they're funny and tells loads of shot jokes and then gets all vexed when nobody laughs.
1) "shut the fuck up or i'll give you a dry adam"
2) *lmao you know bella, she's such a fucking dry adam isn't she"
2) *lmao you know bella, she's such a fucking dry adam isn't she"
by skraskraskra November 25, 2019
Get the dry adammug.