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long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.
Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
by its Ike baby February 11, 2019
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Long Johnny

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long
by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017
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ling be long

A physically attractive Asian woman usually between the ages of 18-22 who will have sex with young black men,after sex she says "now its your turn" and she whips out her 12 inch dick and precedes to fuck the man,without his approval.
ling be long fucked me hard last night.
by ling ling 3464 May 7, 2018
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Bigger Long

Ben: My favorite character is Bigger Long.
by biggerlongfanpage March 10, 2022
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WIll Long

A big sexy hot man with a voluptuous cock and the roundest balls. His hair is perfect down to the last strand. his nose in the perfect size for his face. when he is lathered in oil, I like to lick his balls with ecstacy and delight.
by Willlong licker December 9, 2022
mugGet the WIll Longmug.
Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
mugGet the Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutzmug.

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