Rough Dutch

When he gives you a Dutch rudder bites your ear right as you are about to go.

At the moment I was about to finish Lucas leaned in close, whispered rough Dutch and nibbled on my ear.

by Cheetow March 17, 2022

Dutch Apple

To fart in someone's face while they're teabagging you.

He's such a nasty guy. He actually Dutch appled me while I was going down on him!

by Gdawg15 July 7, 2015

Dutch Oven

Something that women named Annelise really enjoy for some reason. This process include farting under a blanket.

Annelise can't get a boner unless she gets unless I give her a Dutch Oven these days.

by FartMomma June 6, 2023

Dutch Victory

See also: “Dutch Surrender”

A scenario where the outcome of a contest is clearly unknown, but the individual involved (typically a Dutchman) is distracted by an innocuous task and exits abruptly without warning, but later claims victory.

Possible Historical origin- Battle of Gasselterboerveenschemond, where the Dutch infantry fled during a Wallonian military advance in order to “Head home to oil their windmills.” Yet later claiming victory in the history books.

I’ll take $200 Guilder for passing go and now I must leave to put new lacquer on my shoes.

But we’re in the middle of Monopoly.

I still win, I have the most hotels.

Typical Dutch Victory…..

by DoubleDutchman December 15, 2021

Double Dutch Fiddle

When you and a bro hold hands, with the intent to use those hands to finger a girl/boy.

Emmet: Remember when Tony and I held hands and fingered that chic?
Phil: Yeah. You gave her the ol’ Double Dutch Fiddle

by GirthyMagic January 22, 2019

Dutch Bros Addiction

A serious condition where no matter how you try you cannot stop buying Dutch bros. The rebels are addictive.

Bro I have a serious dutch bros addiction

by Makdjosnwmozmnhrlaond August 31, 2023

dirty dutch drop

The act of hanging someone by their feet and then proceeding to sit on their chin and release anal seepage down their face.

"Would you rather get dirty Dutch dropped or have a Cleveland steamer done to you?"

by Kangar17 February 14, 2014