Facebook plagiarism

The act of stealing someone elses status in an atempt to make yourself look cool.

Person #1

What's on your mind...
(Something witty)

Person #2 What's on your mind...
(Something witty that someone else thought off but your to much of a loser to use your own semi retarded brain)

^^^^FACEBOOK PLAGIARISM^^^^

by Ryno777 November 13, 2011

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Facebook Flush

When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.

I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!

by j4883rwocky November 16, 2010

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facebook parasite

a friend/acquaintance of yours on facebook who will constantly comment and like your statuses and comments to the point where you have lost the will to facebook at all

god dammit i have a facebook parasite... im too nice to say anything so im just gonna stop writing anything...

by groundupmalakai November 29, 2010

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Facebook Sniper

Facebook Sniper: Someone who seems to always IM you immediately after you log in.

Steve: Ok, so what's new today... Dang it! I just logged on and this guy is already instant messaging me! This guy is a total Facebook Sniper!

by Nesredep July 5, 2010

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Facebook Flight

The act of spontaneously leaving the room while still logged onto Facebook and in the middle of a chat conversation.

In FB chat...
Mike: Lol that's great! What are you doing this weekend?

(No Reply)

3 Minutes later...
Mike: Greg?

(No reply)

1 Hour later
Greg: Sry bro I made Facebook Flight to go eat dinner. Whats up?

by SodomicBlitz April 16, 2010

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