masturbating while in bed at night, taking a huge amount of stress off of your mind thus making sleep easier.
John: Dude you slept for like 12 hours last night what the hell?
Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.
Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.
by IMMMA MAN May 5, 2010
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by Nudnik Shpilkes August 4, 2009
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Hubby at work: Check
Time for soap-n-dope
Hubby drinks beer and watches sports, I smoke weed and watch soaps.
Hubby at work: Check
Time for soap-n-dope
Hubby drinks beer and watches sports, I smoke weed and watch soaps.
by ChelseasKingdom August 1, 2011
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Bob: Dude! I got a PB n Jay from your sister last night!
Jeff: Cool, she makes them a little sloppy for me though...
Bob: She gave you one?
Jeff: Yeah... she used to babysit me when my parents would go to the orgy.
Bob: Dude we are talking about Two completely different things.
Jeff: Oh... OH DUDE! FUCKING SICK!
Bob: Dude...
Jeff: What?!?!?!
Bob: Your mom can suck a dick like a pro.
Jeff: Cool, she makes them a little sloppy for me though...
Bob: She gave you one?
Jeff: Yeah... she used to babysit me when my parents would go to the orgy.
Bob: Dude we are talking about Two completely different things.
Jeff: Oh... OH DUDE! FUCKING SICK!
Bob: Dude...
Jeff: What?!?!?!
Bob: Your mom can suck a dick like a pro.
by BawSaq69er October 1, 2008
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Penkwith: "Oh, I don't eat meat... I'm a vegetarian."
Blooto: "What's with the haddock?"
Penkwith: "Oh, I'm a vegetarian that eats fish"
Blooto: "Fish 'n' Chypocrite more like..."
Blooto: "What's with the haddock?"
Penkwith: "Oh, I'm a vegetarian that eats fish"
Blooto: "Fish 'n' Chypocrite more like..."
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We Salute You Guns & Roses and our Dark Lord Axl!
"YOU JUST BETTER START SNIFFIN' YOUR OWN RANK SUBJUGATION
JACK 'CAUSE IT'S JUST YOU AGAINST YOUR TATTERED LIBIDO, THE
BANK AND THE MORTICIAN, FOREVER MAN AND IT WOULDN'T BE
LUCK IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF LIFE ALIVE" -Knockin' On Heavens Door
"YOU JUST BETTER START SNIFFIN' YOUR OWN RANK SUBJUGATION
JACK 'CAUSE IT'S JUST YOU AGAINST YOUR TATTERED LIBIDO, THE
BANK AND THE MORTICIAN, FOREVER MAN AND IT WOULDN'T BE
LUCK IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF LIFE ALIVE" -Knockin' On Heavens Door
by Tayla July 4, 2004
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" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "
" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "
" rrrrr its ok john"
" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "
" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "
" rrrrr its ok john"
by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 8, 2004
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